Australian Crack
May 11, 2015 SYDNEY Reuters - The Australian government on Monday announced a world-leading crackdown on alleged tax avoidance by 30 multinational companies.
Aussie Slang. G day and welcome to Some Australian slang uses rhyming slang similar to English cockney slang Fair go, Fair crack of the whip Give.
AUSTRALIAN SLANG Phrases. Crack a tinnie Meaning: open a can of cold beer Example: Come over to my place and we ll crack a tinnie. Dinky-di Meaning: true.
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Top Definition
Australian Crack Shack
CODE NAME FOR
kinky sex in a bungelo on the peak of a moutnain, with seals cheering you on, and then they go do kinky sex while you cheer them on.
abriviation
ACS
Miranda: Want to Go the the Australian Crack Shack.
George: Yea lets have ACS time
Sarah: Im down.
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Australia is a wonderful, beautiful island continent home to a peaceful, happy, and loving people that Mother Nature hates so much she can taste stabbing.
You can say Octopuses or Octopodes all you want; if it s good enough for The Beatles, it s good enough for Cracked.
Australia is the largest island nation in the world, straddling the border of the Pacific and Indian Ocean.
It has a rich and exotic ecosystem supporting fantastic flora and faunaall of which were unfortunately eaten by the monsters that live there.
Its primary spoken language is screaming.
Back in the 1770s the British Empire discovered Australia and, after finding it generally unfit for human habitation, proceeded to send all of their criminals and generally unwanted peasants therebecause basic human empathy was not to be invented until the year 1821.
After somehow managing to survive on Monster Island for over a century, it was considered only fair to grant the Australian citizens their freedom and on January 1st, 1901, Australia gained federation of its colonies, and The Commonwealth of Australia was born.
Everything. No, seriously: Everything.
First there s the wildlife: If something appears to be cute and harmless in Australia, then we promise you - it has only evolved that way to lure you close enough for the thousands of ravenous, prehensile blade-tongues to descended upon you.
Then there s the Geography: Consisting mostly of arid, dry desert, populated by over 100 venomous species of snake, the harsh local climate is peppered with small, livable areas presumably just to lull human beings into a false sense of security.
Ah, but the tropical beaches, you say. Surely the paradise on Earth that is the Australian beach makes up for an entire continent of biological weapons. And it s true: Australia is known for having some of the best beaches in the worldall you have to worry about are the Saltwater Crocs, Great White Sharks, poisonous Stonefish, or being stung by the Box Jellyfish: The deadliest and most painful sting of any Jellyfish species in the world.
Your best bet is just to stay in the city then, right. Enjoy the local culture; go visit the capital of Canberra, or visit beautiful Sydney and see the wonder of the Opera house. And that s totally safe: Just remember to wear protective clothing, stay in well travelled areas, always know the nearest path to a hospital, and just generally try not to exist - because Australia is also home to over 280 species of poisonous spider, including that aforementioned Sydney Funnel Web Spider. What, did you think it was just a name. No, it lives in cities, in garages, in tool sheds and houses - it even swims. IT FUCKING SWIMS.
Seriously: Everything in Australia evolved solely to kill everything else in Australia - and you show up with your soft, unarmored skin, tiny, rounded teeth, and ridiculously non-poisonous spit and expect a vacation.
You just walked into Mother Nature s Thunderdome, friend. And in this analogy, you re not Max; you re the dead retard.
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Hugh Jackman seems nice.
Mar 19, 2008 Australian Crack Shack. CODE NAME FOR kinky sex in a bungelo on the peak of a moutnain, with seals cheering you on, and then they go do kinky sex.
Australia is a wonderful, beautiful island continent home to a peaceful, happy, and loving people that Mother Nature hates so much she can taste stabbing.
Crack: Crack a Fat A boner - get an erection or a stiffie. What does crack mean in Aussie slang. crack definition australian slang english. Free Australian Slang.
Dec 28, 2015 Australian police said they had raided a number of properties around the southern city of Melbourne on Tuesday, part of a security crackdown on radical.
Australian Crack Shack
Crack definition according to the free australian slang 1. synthetic drug, extremely addictive 2. the vagina, Particularly vulgar expression.
